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frankoceanfanclub:

vinebox:

"my dog doesnt bite"

HE CLIMBED THE FENCE OMG

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COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

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geoffrox:

Imagine if the series had ended right after this moment.

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cheftier:

metallikato:

nuggles:

when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing

the thing

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These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!

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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS A++ INFORMATION TUMBLR USER METALLIKATO

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baddiebey:

I just remembered we gotta wait like 3-4 years until Beyoncés next albumimage

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ruinedchildhood:

How to get engaged by Hilary Duff

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teacakes:

harinef:

herculeanluxe:

getitontheground:

teacakes:

katy perry has the nerve to glue down her fake ass baby hairs and then cut to an image of aretha franklin at obama’s inauguration? 

who

does 

she

think

she

is?

She in no chanteuse!

also the shady reference to Mariah Carey

how about no

i was in toxic shock by “nails all japanese-y”

THE ONLY PERSON allowed to say “Japanese-y” and get away with it is Utada Hikaru in her 2004 single “Easy Breezy”

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Petition to Kill Katy Perry’s Career

shantrinas:

whitepeoplestealingculture:

quantumfemme:

theblackamericanprincess:

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SHE IS SUCH A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

She and Icky need to be put in a ditch on the planet Mars to never come back here again.

- Jess

OH MY GOD IT IS KATY PERRY 

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